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Tchaikovsky’s Russia

 

folk themes weave through brass-heavy symphonies

in Tchaikovsky's Russia

written by the people

but you can't hear the people in fateful marching melodies

music stripped of peasantry, 1812 gallantry, romantic grandiosity

 

and Stalin just slapped a few thousand uzbeki mosquitoes dead

scratched an itch but he's feeling ill, doesn't trust his doctors

they're not looking after him, have it in for him and

what good's an army when your heart’s failing?

 

the problem with revolutions

is that they're run by revolutionaries

 

you can't detach the movement

from its movers

its egos and personalities

homophobic marxists

and calloused hands

hitting all the right strings

and singing of the seven secrets

of highly effective sociopaths

 

you can only laugh

when the nazi punks rip off Robin Hood

-the rebels will soon take the capital-

 

and when the tide is turning, it's hardly the time

to purge your Clay McCanns, your pernicious poets

the bastards you need on your side when you're fighting a war

who'll sell you out for a book deal, turncoat turned over a new leaf

a gold leaf volume, leitmotif in the animal opera

gotten leather-bound serious, cow-slaughtering serious

imperial industrial inheritance, who'd pass up the chance?

 

and Stalin can't trust his doctors

they want to phase him out with arsenic

 

no, you can't sift out that power connoisseur

he knows how to overthrow the czar

chessmaster in the city square with manifestos to spare

will cattle-ize the masses, stealth in stirring grasses,

grassroots flash then back to the balcony

back to seeing the masses

as masses

 

must see them as an oblast mass

cause the game-counter’s ticking

and the world’s watching

with pawn in palm

what’s his move?

 

gotta be vigilant against

counter-revolutionary activity, cause god knows

when he’s finally won his revolution, the great contest

between the haves and the really-want-to-haves (and he wanted it more)

he wouldn’t want to harsh his buzz with anything counter

to the revolution

 

and when he got his great state off the ground

he found himself in a dogfight, hostile skies, surprise surprise

realpolitik, a real prick of a soul-thief tick, but his eyes

were on the nuclear prize and before long he was the first

atom-splitting peasant on the block

and the big boys didn’t like that

so he showed the neighborhood he was no pushover peasant

he could oppress his own people just as well as the capitalist despot next door

 

he got to the top of the kremlin on the back of the brutes

the rabble's babble's his Babel, his fated to topple tower

cause he forgot the vernacular, the magic slang code

the government could never crack, the uncommon sense

to obstruct the tanks and tear down the wall

and choose the mafia over the politburo

well it’s something new

 

all walls fall

and the electrified fence

that gated the upper crust

is barbed rust

 

if we have to re-start the greed game from the ghetto, we will

 

Tchaikovsky couldn't take the heat, so he wrote the pathetique symphony

and checked out of the kitchen with a little cholera for lunch

 

Stalin got sick and died

 

and I can't follow the man with the gun

there's no room for me inside

 

 

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